I've gotten lazy. Here are a few stories.

July 27, 2007: Feathers Left on Fried Chicken (granted, chickens are supposed to have feathers, but we don't like them there on chickens that have been fried for us to eat.)

December 27, 2007: Bird Feather in Spinach

January 30, 2008: Thumbtack in Snack Wrap

February 16, 2008: Metal Spear in Organic Blondie (It's like a brownie)

February 27, 2008: Giant Steel Clamp in Frozen Entree

April 4, 2008: Glove in Organic Salad

April 13, 2008: Rodent Skull in Granola

KC Mousterpiece

Story from UPI.

Same story, from the CBC.

Snakehead found in Green Beans

Mmm, green beans! Full of vitamins and... snakehead.

Rat Salad

Dallas Cowboys assistant coach Todd Haley claims his wife and babysitter found a rat in a McDonald's salad that they had already begun to eat.

Rather than puking, as most of us would to to cleanse the system, they have decided that it would "bring closure" to the family if they sued McD's.

The rat was half a foot long. How they managed to miss it before eating part of the salad is beyond me.

AP Story in the Houston Chronicle.

Finger Sammich!

Ha ha - I bet you thought I wasn't still updating this baby.

WELL!

I was just waiting for more people to find things like Fingers in Sandwiches - or at least, pieces of material that they believe look like fingers.

I gotta be honest here, though... this one sounds less like a hoax or even the real deal, and more like a total idiot who doesn't know what chicken fat looks like. I guess we'll just have to stay tuned to CHOWCHILLA, California (oh man, could a town be named any more appropriately? I THINK NOT) and see what the verdict is after testing!

Man cuts off own hand in butcher shop

He "did it for Allah" - wow. I just... wow. *shudder*

Rum had a "special taste"

Be careful when you find a barrel of rum with a very "special taste" - it might have been pickling a human body for the last couple of decades!