Rat Salad

Dallas Cowboys assistant coach Todd Haley claims his wife and babysitter found a rat in a McDonald's salad that they had already begun to eat.

Rather than puking, as most of us would to to cleanse the system, they have decided that it would "bring closure" to the family if they sued McD's.

The rat was half a foot long. How they managed to miss it before eating part of the salad is beyond me.

AP Story in the Houston Chronicle.